I've been here a week now and staying with Shaun, who is not a chef anymore, instead he's a DJ at a place called the Mud Club, playing his 6 punk singles over and over. His apartment's got an amazing view, it looks at the back of the Chelsea Hotel. Every window is like a TV set! One window, they're screwing, in another they're shooting up (don't show this to..). One window, someone throws condoms full of piss at a fire escape, luckily not this one, but yesterday I got a whiff! Another wacky window has a heap on the floor and a stuffed fox on a shelf looking at us. Well, today an ambulance crew came and took the lump on the floor away, sad. Shaun told me that if you slice a cabbage in half, that's exactly the sound a head makes when it hits the concrete below. Tomorrow I move in to Ira's Aunt, so may not experience that one! Have a beer with Chris on me, when is he coming? Soon, Mariusz mariusz, hotel, voyeur